I DON'T DO...
I don't do windows because ... 
I love birds and don't want one to 
fly into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... 
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, 
I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... 
they are very good company,
I have named most of them, 
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ... 
I want every creature to have a home of their own, 
and hubby loves spiders.
I don't Spring clean because ... 
I love all the seasons 
and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't put things away because ... 
my husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make 
when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... 
I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ... 
"A-Type" personalities die young 
and I want to stick around and become 
a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!