10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TRAILER TRASH 

1. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 

2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 

3. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 

4. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 

5. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 

6. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. 

7. If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement. 

8. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this." 

9. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss. 

10. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.