1. I am currently
out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2. You are receiving
this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
3. I will be unable
to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from
holiday on 4 August.
4. Thank you for
5. The e-mail server
is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this
message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
6. Thank you for
your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
8. I will be out
of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.