||Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make
||One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
||The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster.
||The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained
||What you call your child when you're mad at him.
||The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them right.
||What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
||A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
||How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we
||The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
||A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.
||A child who is more talented than yours.
||What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your
last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
||Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
|TWO MINUTE WARNING
||When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
||Able to whine in words.
||None of the kids that live in your house.