Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiller: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Huh?  Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there.....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Italian Greyhound: It isn't moving.  Who cares?
Parson Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Giant Schnauzer: I'll just stay with you and keep you safe till the sun comes up.
The Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"